Tokenichtimadastan: Where the sun rises in the east and sets in the west
Fast Facts
Capital: Token City (pop. 1, 750,000 est.) | 58°31′N 13°55′E
Official Language: Tiwinese
Ethnic Groups: Tiwis 87%, Cretins 11%, Mongols 1%, Other 1%
Literacy: 96% (2006)
Life Expectancy: 76.1 Male, 78.4 Female
Government: People's Democratic Republic
President: Nivék Sronnøc
Chancellor: Alocin Tnébdaørb
National Anthem: Move forward with deliberate haste, you mighty Tiwis... 
Currency
Schoenmacher (1 Schoenmacher is comprised of 100 Kjonaas or 25 Timinatos)
1 Schoenmacher = US $0.87 (05-10-2010) | € 0.43 (10-09-2010)
Time zone CET (UTC-1)
- Summer (DST) CEST (UTC-2)
Sports
Road cycling, cyclocross, and soccer (two Central Asian Premier League teams: Token City Dragons and the Tiwi Titans).
Exports
Hub caps, sawdust, beaver pelts, safety pins, artisinal cupcakes, paper cups, lard, recycled tires, party favors, and bear repellant.
GDP: $3,500,000,000 (2010 est.)
Motor Vehicle Registrations: 200,500 (2010)
National Air Carrier: Token Air (25 aircraft, 3,500 employees). Hub: Token City with scheduled, non-stop service to many popular Central Asian destinations such as Tashkent and Irkutsk.
Military
Army: Two cavalry divisions, three armored brigades, and four women's cycling detachments.
Air Force: Six MIG 29 and SU 27 equipped squadrons operating from forward bases in northern Tokenichtimadastan.
Navy: None.
Media: Twelve daily newspapers with a combined circulation of 1.2 million; one radio station (Radio Free Tiwi 98.6), and one television station (TWONK-TV, Channel 1).
Top-rated Television Programs (2010): Blarg er Frnufg (Tiwis Got Talent); Hfrsqe zig Xenomorph! (Celebrity Fat Camp); Jodt viy Hrunf (Kitchen Repair Workshop).
Famous Tiwis
Zerreitug Neelegna – Ewok leader in the second Star Wars movie
Sir Frequak Yurtwaq – Discoverer of the color green
Hfew Hpfaffner – Pioneering physician, casino owner, and inventor of Beano®
Gwynenen Hruffdser - Developer of the world's first disposable fork and 1948 Olympic bronze medalist
Area
- Total 57,021 km2
37,847 sq mi
- Water (%) 2.416
Population
- 2010 estimate 14,289,000
- Density 349/km2
493/sq mi